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I Will Fight You by *AnonDesu:iconAnonDesu:



When Jake awoke, he was in a bathtub filled with ice, an unnecessarily long scar where his liver should've been.

Towering above him, a man in a ski mask, a bloodied scalpel still in his hand.  Seeing that his victim had awoken, he put the knife down, running his hands through the sink.

"Dude, what the hell?"  Jake asked, not all too pleased with the removal of his vital organs, consent explicitly not given, at that.  "I was using those."

The man ignored Jake and wiped his hands off.  Picking up a fine pair of kidneys from the operating table, he slipped his hands into them, rolling his fingers as he tested out his new boxing gloves.  The man turned to Jake.

"I will fight you."
©2008-2009 *AnonDesu
:iconanondesu:

Author's Comments

Small hands or big kidneys?

(Thanks to Ahmad for the conversation and Bacongod for the term.)

Daily Deviation

Given 2008-08-20

I Will Fight You by ~AnonDesu is a darkly humurous piece of flash fiction that I enjoyed reading. (Suggested by =the-speedpaint-tard and Featured by `lovetodeviate)

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:icondoyora:
no, this is an excellent use of your time.
:iconthe-speedpaint-tard:
wat

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Hoping to be part of #imaginaryfs!
Founder and admin of #touhou-kourindou

Zalgo waits behind the wall. Peekaboo 8D

also, lolbanana
:iconheyraynie:
This is so bizarre. xD

I think your short stories are the best.

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:iconpowdered-toastman:
what.

the.

shit.

That was the worst thing I've ever read. In a good way, of course.

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Romeo & Juliet for necrophiliacs would have had a much better ending.
:iconaphexangel:
HAHAHAHA
Warped shit! I love it!

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Dare to chase your dreams. Without them, life has little meaning, and descends into stagnant repetition. Dreams are color in a world of black and white, and purpose in chaos.
:iconkumebahn:
Best thing Ive read in days

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Hooray
:iconkriegsaffeno9:
Congratulations, Anny. ~<3

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True, the shield might block the occasional sword blow. However... “If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword,” a Scotsman thinks. “And surely that is madness.” -- Team Fortress 2
:iconanondesu:
D'aw, thanks.

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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
:iconthe-speedpaint-tard:
Congratulations. Muhahahahahahahah-*cough cough*

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Hoping to be part of #imaginaryfs!
Founder and admin of #touhou-kourindou

Zalgo waits behind the wall. Peekaboo 8D

also, lolbanana
:iconanondesu:
I owe you my eternal gratitude.

:V

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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.

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