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I Will Fight You by ~AnonDesu:iconAnonDesu:



When Jake awoke, he was in a bathtub filled with ice, an unnecessarily long scar where his liver should've been.

Towering above him, a man in a ski mask, a bloodied scalpel still in his hand.  Seeing that his victim had awoken, he put the knife down, running his hands through the sink.

"Dude, what the hell?"  Jake asked, not all too pleased with the removal of his vital organs, consent explicitly not given, at that.  "I was using those."

The man ignored Jake and wiped his hands off.  Picking up a fine pair of kidneys from the operating table, he slipped his hands into them, rolling his fingers as he tested out his new boxing gloves.  The man turned to Jake.

"I will fight you."
©2008-2009 ~AnonDesu
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Small hands or big kidneys?

(Thanks to Ahmad for the conversation and Bacongod for the term.)
Daily Deviation, 2008-08-20

Daily DeviationI Will Fight You by ~AnonDesu is a darkly humurous piece of flash fiction that I enjoyed reading. (Suggested by =the-speedpaint-tard and Featured by `lovetodeviate)

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no, this is an excellent use of your time.
wat

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...Cool story, bro.
....faster than chickens on steroids.
Blood is thicker than water, except when you're anemic.

I'm f*cking Pinoy. Got a problem with that?
This is so bizarre. xD

I think your short stories are the best.

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what.

the.

shit.

That was the worst thing I've ever read. In a good way, of course.

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Romeo & Juliet for necrophiliacs would have had a much better ending.
HAHAHAHA
Warped shit! I love it!

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Dare to chase your dreams. Without them, life has little meaning, and descends into stagnant repetition. Dreams are color in a world of black and white, and purpose in chaos.
Best thing Ive read in days

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Trust me, If I started killing people.............there would be none of ya left.
Congratulations, Anny. ~<3

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[This is] a harm that must be undone by exacting painful death on those causing it.

Remember, kids, I have a phD in Theoretical Physics. Don't make me use it on you. - Gordon Freeman
D'aw, thanks.

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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
Congratulations. Muhahahahahahahah-*cough cough*

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...Cool story, bro.
....faster than chickens on steroids.
Blood is thicker than water, except when you're anemic.

I'm f*cking Pinoy. Got a problem with that?
I owe you my eternal gratitude.

:V

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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.

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