Another minute ticked by. Some took the extra time to catch up on each others weekends. Others took the extra time to catch up on their sleep. We had the priviledge of being in Mr. Ks morning class. Seeing as he was never one to wake up all too early, we had gotten used to the extra free time we had before class every day.
Mr. K was a fickle man. Some days hed come in particularly angry, others, too sleepy to care, and, whenever he was really late, very, very happy. Another minute gone. Class started twenty minutes ago. Hed be in a good mood today.
The door slammed open as he walked in. Deliberately and without emotion. His gaze was fixed on something outside the window as he walked to his desk, pulled out a piece of chalk and proceeded to write something on the board. The chalk clacked with each strike, the words, EDUCATION SYSTEM written surprisingly clearly seeing as fast as he wrote. Looks like Im not so good at reading his moods afterall. Ill have to redraft that chart tonight.
Today, he said, turning around. We will be talking about the education system.
For a literature class, we studied surprisingly little literature.
Any questions?
We had learned by this point the only proper response to that was, No.
Alright, he pointed into the class. Seat 12! What are your thoughts on this nations education system?
He never called us by name either. It was too much effort to learn them.
Uh, Seat 12 hesistated, trying to figure out the best way to answer. Its
a good thing?
Seat 17?
Yeah, 17 answered. Definitely a good thing.
Wrong! He turned back to the board, waving the chalk around. The education system forces. Students. Into. A. Mold. He was scribbling out each word as he said it. Only this time, it was illegable. He had given up halfway through, tracing a vague outline of each character instead of actually writing it. Instead. Of. Allowing. Free. Will. And. Growth. Why is this?
We had learned that itd be best to let him answer himself in these situations. Because you arent people, he threw the broken stick of chalk in the trash. Youre numbers.
He wrote something on the board I couldnt make out. I doubt he knew what it was either.
You are your test scores, and nothing else. He walked towards the still open door. You are your test scores now, and when you graduate, he turned back and head to the window. You will become your income. He made his way back to the center of the podium just in time to slam both hands on it as he finished. You were born a number and you will die a number.
These are not schools, he turned around, addressing the board, now covered in white lines, none of which were intelligeble. These are factories. These books and classes and grades are nothing more than molds built to turn you into a number.
Nobody pointed out that he contradicted himself.
What happens if you refuse to be shaped? He looked over his shoulder at us. What happens if you want to stay a word, instead? The rest of his body followed. What happens then?
We stared at each other for a while. Another minute ticked by. Nobody had an answer. Mr. K included. Shuffling over to his desk, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes.
You end up like me, he muttered, lighting one. End up running you kids through the conveyor belt instead of doing anything productive. He threw his feet on the desk and pulled out a newspaper. I forgot to make a lesson plan today. Go home or something.
Sir, somebody spoke up. Seat 34. She just transferred in. Why are you smoking in class?
Because its too early to drink.














Comments
No! The dialog is brilliant. And you even finished off with a joke, a tiny but sweet payload.
I like it.
And as usual, the closing lines are pretty much made of awesome
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hmm...
Also, I had our school principal break down and tell us something startlingly similar to this when I was in high school.
Good ending too. xD
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Really? God, I wish I had an honest teacher/principal.
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
Thanks for that, and the favorite. Hooray for detailed comments!
I really have to learn how to do that.
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
I wonder what grade I'll get...
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
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"GRUNNUR"
No good with numbers, don't bother me about them :V
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
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